rachael-likes-pie:
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson
thefuuuucomics:
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
people with url like yours are fearless
livstarks:
we-must-unite:
cerezsis:
proudtobeahufflepuff:

the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
ytoob:
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns